Long time no see, How have you been? You look different! Did you get those teeth bleached? Seriously, you're looking absolutely gorgeous today, I mean you're glowing...wait, OH SHIT... You're not pregnant are you? Nah, that's not it...OHMYGOD you've changed your hair haven't you?
If you answered YES, than Woahhh! I'm super talented since I can't actually see you at the moment, but for those (most of you) who answered No, you will most probably be getting a haircut or at least a treatment. Believe me you will.
What's that? Oh, so you like disagree? AS IF GIRLFRIEND? GOSH! With all those beached as bro' days we've been blessed to have had in Sydney this summer, we might as well be pulling a Gaga and get fitted for a wig ASAP! Even for those, who like me don't bleach their hair, or happen to be hair-dye-virgins, you need to know you are included. Basically, I've noticed my hair has dried up over summer and I am for-once-in-my-life so ready for a (Cringing as I type this) trim & treatment!
GASPING FOR AIR? Tis’ okay my lovelies, say it with me now- inhale and exhale, inhale and exhale :) The treatment I love and am actually used to it, I'm just surprised that I will HAPPILY/WILLINGLY allow my hairdresser to touch my curly locks, which are clearly overdue for a trim.
Look, don’t judge me. As much as I love summer, I think I’m ready to let it go. I mean, God knows I'm not a fan of the frumpy-ass winter days and considering that I, as a regular train commuter prefer the stinking hot occasional smelly-ass bogans on my trains to that embarrassing sprint to my platform in the pouring rain. (Mind you, if I’m lucky enough to catch the right train, I’m pretty sure as I enter I’m not greeted by a handsome young fella at the door who just so happens to be carrying an extra coat and a skim-hot chocolate.)
Okay REE-LAX, I know my life’s not exactly a Hollywood movie and truthfully, I don’t expect such a lovely & melodramatic situation ***Inmydreams.com.au to actually take place. But, as soon as those doors swing open there is a flood of people, people with dirty, smelly-ass shoes which after about three stops starts to irritate the absolute shit out of me.I guess I shouldn't complain, Thank God my stop is one of the earlier ones on the train timetable which is kind of a WIN! I get a seat, but then being the great citizen that I am, I kindly offer it to ANY PASSENGER who is remotely older than me(LOSS). I will most probably complain about that in winter. However, back to summer… So I can’t believe I, Miss Abi (aka highly enthusiastic promoter of all things summer) is kinda okay with the whole switch from summer to autumn/winter.
Now let me tell you, in recent years I have been one to hold on to summer for as long as possible for e.g. walking around in a singlet when the sky is greyer than that weird yet randomly sexy patch of hair Mr. Sheffield of The Nanny used to rock. Seriously, I am often FORCED to put my summer sandals away because I know it simply looks shit-house to wear a turtle-neck sweater with a pair of trendy sandals which conveniently showcase the 10 toes (I probably own) of which are clearly in the early stages of frostbite. Ps, I do realise that it’s highly hypocritical of me to do such a thing when I’m the first one to bitch about those Westfield-boganista’s who think it’s “TOTALLY HAWT” to team a denim MINI with UGG BOOTS in Sydney’s typical 40 degree heat!
I don’t know about you guys, but due to my current state of unemployment and Uni Holidays (which leave me with too much spare time on my hands), I think I’m just totally inspired after reading international magazines and viewing overseas fashion websites for the past 3 months. Which typically feature the likes of Leighton Meester and Kim Kardashian wearing the most FABULOUS boots & gorgeous winter coats!
Well, what do you guys think? Are you over the summer fashion yet? Or are you seriously going to consider travelling to the other side of the world once winter hits us kids here down under?
***Inmydreams.com.au is not a real website; it was clearly used for emphasis :P Geez HOW EMBARRASSMENT! I really hope ya'll didn’t get all excited and try to Google it or anything.
As always, much love Abi xxx
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